Yuri Wright is Really Smart

What dude? You are like the black version of John Rocker. Who says that?

An All-American football recruit, Yuri Wright, was expelled from his high school for obscene tweeting. Almost as pimp as Will Hill’s tweets that got him dismissed from University of Florida last year.

That’s so trill.

Ahem, what? That is literally retarded. Only at Florida would you find this sort of blatant thuggery. Remember when they kicked off that player for stealing a dead girls credit card? If you don’t, read about it here. One more reason to hate Florida.