Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Yachtiness

Photobooth Failures

I always love going to parties, raves, concerts, and puppet shows where there are photo booths to get ridiculous in. Nothing like capturing the moment, eh? You know what else I love? Looking at random photo albums on Facebook from parties that I never attended or heard of. Some call it creepy, some call it inquisitive, I call it hilarious. All the following people came to party, but ended up getting ripped on by some random kids blog.



This guy is stuck at the nexus of Mortal Kombat and ecstasy. Not only does he look like a raging douche, but he also epitomizes how skewed one’s percepion of “cool” is while on drugas. This rookie rolled to the party solo. That is a Men’s Warehouse guarantee. 

Indigo Girls

Indigo Girls

This pack of lesbos keeps it real.  The girl in the middle is essentially an all-star. She came to party and she didn’t over do it with rookie antics like glowsticks or some hardass face like her linebacker friend to the left. She painted herself to look like a robot, then, she wrote “Fucking Machine” on her shirt. Point taken.  Rage.

My gosh I’m scared of the girl on the left.



This fangbanger just got done reading the last of Twilight series and saw some humans to prowl on. When he’s not working at Hot Topic, he enjoys being the person everyone looks at during a party and wonders what the hell they’re doing there without a cape and a fake sword. This guy definitely dabbles in Dagorhir.



Look at this crew, they just rolled up to the party in a lifted Dodge Ram.  These guys are killing it. Homie up front did drugs for the first time and decided it was worthy enough to break out his little hippie brothers tie dye shirt. Redneck Jim in the back left broke even out his hemp necklace. These guys drove all the way from Dawsonville to rage. Props to Sigma Wexicon.



Say hello to the drug dealer at the party. Tip to the custies,  the bookbags these guys carry at concerts aren’t filled with overnight clothes and a toothbrush. If they are wearing a grill and a chain, you can put your life savings on the fact that this guy has a bag full of felonies. Props on the grill, that thing probably gets you laid on the reg.



Nice flair, dog. Besides working at Flingers, this guy listens to electronica while not shaving. Apparently, he’s so emo that it’s not even gay when he hooks up with dudes.

Until next time, have a weekend worth writing about and avoid being a douche on camera.

24 responses

  1. M

    funny thing is.. you dont go to these shows.. you’re too much of a lame ass that sits homealone. a sorry geek ass at home in fronta the computer on the weekend rippin’ into kids that are out livin’ it up & not giving a FUUUCCCCKK. we know you’re jealous. just get out & live a lil. oh.. and take the dildo outt ur ass kid. no one likes a sour puss

    November 4, 2009 at 6:18 pm

    • Which picture are you in?

      November 4, 2009 at 9:55 pm

    • nickypoo

      sheesh M! Chill out boi. This guy obviously just proved his point with a nasty reply like that. i mean perhaps u were one of the victims he so accurately demolished but still, lighten up!

      November 9, 2009 at 2:41 pm

  2. tyler

    yay!!! i made it.


    November 4, 2009 at 6:58 pm

  3. Wilt Chamberlin

    Nice work. You really seem to encapsulate all the nonsense-photo-booth-fodder. I like the way you take an entire blog page to berate a total of six photographs. Besides the fact that you only include six photos this is decent work. Work that is essentially useless in the grand scheme of things. Maybe it’s because you have nothing better to do. Two questions: do you have a life other than this waste of space? and, exactly how much time did you have to take out of your “life” to come up with all these pithy little critiques?

    November 4, 2009 at 8:10 pm

  4. you still use the word emo?

    November 4, 2009 at 10:37 pm

  5. so I took these shots and know all these cats and you were pretty much wrong on all of them except for the sick-awesome college bros. but I guess it doesn’t matter. I love laughing at strangers, it feels AMAZING!

    November 4, 2009 at 11:34 pm

  6. Lols, fyl, Chattanooga is gettin in that ass lil dawg.

    November 4, 2009 at 11:43 pm

  7. Bahahahaha this is amazing.

    November 4, 2009 at 11:54 pm

  8. Erika

    you’re a douche…

    November 5, 2009 at 1:02 am

  9. Erika

    oh and i love how you said “lezbos” too…this dyke’s gonna come kick your ass you little prick.

    November 5, 2009 at 1:03 am

    • Which one are you? If you’re the “fucking machine” I think I can take you. If you’re the on the left, I’ll pass.

      November 5, 2009 at 12:07 pm

  10. This is a totally krunkass post. I don’t understand the butthurt from my Chattanoogan pals. I know some of these peeps and have even attended some of the partay when I can; but I thought it was a fun read, even with the typos! CCCAAAAHHHHMAAAAAN GUYS.

    Also, is it cool if I feel a bathing suit area tingle about ‘fucking machine’ up there? I dunno what it is, but I like it!

    In addition, +5 xp for use of ‘fangbanger’. LOVED IT, WOULD LOL AGAIN.

    November 5, 2009 at 1:06 am

  11. HATER.

    November 5, 2009 at 2:00 am

  12. jayo mister 420

    what he said. hater. oh and you forgot to leave the tags on the photos before you uploaded them to your blog. bitchhh.

    November 5, 2009 at 11:28 am

  13. mat

    yall are all fags, the post was funny, the blog is funny, thats why ur reading it in the first place, dont take life too seriously

    November 5, 2009 at 12:06 pm

  14. Fiji Water, Grandaddy Purp

    Jeez o pete, talk about sour puss’, we got a whole network of crustations angered over a lil ol blog post. Weirdest part is i cant even figure out is, if any of these commenters are the ones in the pictures. I have a few questions to these blog responders.

    What i am having trouble figuring out is this, to the first responder “m”, you say the don is a geek in front a computer and your out living your life not giving a quote “fuuuuuccccckkkk” but somehow you managed to trace your custy ass picture from one website to another, not very publicized blog. Now Im not askjeeves, but in my book, that is some SERIOUS internet sleuthing, worth of a harriet the spy lunchbox.

    My second question is im trying to do my wordly wise and connect the two columns, word and definition, in this case bloggers and pictures, and cant seem to be able to figure which is which is which? I mean you gotta admit, the blog is a little funny, and the pictures are absurd, worthy of some WIT.

    THird and final question “Chattanoogas gettin it in on the ass lil dawg” ehhh, what? I would love to be able to put a “no homo” after that phrase, but realistically, thats just out of bounds.

    PLease, nation of blog logger commenters, please identify yourself in these pictures so i can start to make sense of this enigma.

    and robot parker, keep up the good work, you’ll be dominating photography scene in Flowery Branch in no time partner. With clientele like these, how could you not be the man?

    November 5, 2009 at 1:09 pm

  15. Balls

    YYYEEEESSSS!!!! Please do one of these every week. there’s another electrodouche NYC wannabe fest coming up and im sure Rob-rt douche will be there… again, to spend his time taking photos of kids that wanna look hip. I heard at the last show that one on the bottom did too so much acid last summer that he forgot how to play his guitar and resorted to just pushing buttons.

    November 5, 2009 at 2:47 pm

  16. DJ T

    this is awesome. this blog is hilarious to begin with. the fact that this post actually got to you freaks makes it an even bigger success. these comments = win for le don

    November 5, 2009 at 3:26 pm

  17. ezra

    lols for days!

    November 5, 2009 at 3:57 pm

  18. marbear

    I can’t believe the only insult these angst-driven kids can come up with is that you are “lame”, or that you’re “home alone…in front of the computer”. The REALLY funny thing is that you throw these parties, you make money off these people, and you have way more of a life than inhabits their wildest fantasies. They get by on their alcohol-fueled/ pill-faced indulgences once a month and think that it constitutes having a “life”. As if they wouldn’t kill to be cool enough to write a blog with this much wit. AND their responses are fueling your popularity and creativity! Right on, kids! Way to really take a stab at Mr. Francois… Next time, just remember what you’re really proving by posting your responses: that you, in fact, are the ones who are sitting home alone in front of a computer taking time out of your so-called “lives” to try to bring this guy down. WELL DONE :)! Keep rockin’ the 40’s and pharmies and start plotting your revenge for next month, or just what you’ll wear to get your lame-ass posted and ripped upon!
    P.S. See you all at this month’s banger’s ball… I’ll be the one in the corner with the sardonic smile, waiting to see what you fools will possibly come up with next 🙂

    November 5, 2009 at 4:51 pm

  19. fake ass blog killa

    You need to shut your mouth about Chattanooga before we role down and do more than fuck your blog up..

    November 6, 2009 at 10:35 pm

    • nickypoo

      gotta say killa! u really rock! i luv douches who takes life way too seriously. Also props on making chatty out to be an ass kicker. sounds like someone takes it once too many times a week.

      November 9, 2009 at 2:47 pm

  20. Sweaty Asscrack

    hahahaha this rules. bangers ball is maybe the worst thing thats ever happened to our little town of chattanooga.

    November 11, 2009 at 9:35 pm

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