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Demi Moore Phishes Out

Demi Moore loves whip its. Earlier this week, she was hospitalized for becoming “semi-conscious and having seizure-like symptoms,” after doing copious amounts of nitrous-oxide.

Yeah, it’s called phishing out. Big deal. You can go to the lot of The Tabernacle after Widespread Panic tonight and see dozens of wookies phish out.

Apparently, she checked herself into rehab for substance abuse afterwards. That is pretty par for the course  for a 50 year old that is still ripping nitrous.