Not only do I have the utmost confidence in our product that we are releasing this spring, but the sunglasses industry has gotten kind of retarded so I’m more confident than ever that our brand will be successful. Jeremy Scott and Linda Farrow produced these fugly sunglasses that are literally dumb as shit. I literally can’t think of any social scene where these would be acceptable. I could see them being awesome for a male nurse at a psyche ward.
The guy that designed these Koo-koo’s nest glasses is named Jeremy Scott and he is the same loser that designed the Teddy Bear Adidas pictured below. Karl Lagerfeld said he could design for his brands, but everything I’ve seen him design would be cooler on Garry Gaga, Lady Gaga’s twin brother. Check out the Teddy Bear Adidas that were made for rapist clowns and the Garry Gaga video with Nick Swardson, both are hilarious.
“STOP SELLING THE ECSTASY, RICKY!!!!” -Garry Gaga
Starting quarterback, Stephen Garcia has been suspended from the University of South Carolina football team, again. Apparently, it’s so bad that Coach Steve Spurrier won’t even comment on it, and the Athletic Director had to make a statement.
This is the second time since the 2010 regular season that Garcia has been reprimanded for his behavior. The last time he was suspended it was because he was found blackout in his hotel room the night before the Chick-Fil-A bowl game, with five girls, two of which were naked. If that story is true then I’m officially a Stephen Garcia fan and Go Gamecocks.
Not the momma!
So, since you already have a dope 4/20 show to attend at King Plow… Follow that up with Charlie Sheen at The Fox Theatre on April 21st. You will hear his side of the story, in case you didn’t already in one of his 862 interviews, in a show called Charlie Sheen LIVE: My Violent Torpedo of Truth.
This should be nothing short of ridiculous.
Veteran NFL linebacker Mike Vrabel was arrested at a casino in Indiana for stealing airplane bottles of liquor from behind a deli counter and not paying for them… Ummm, so? The man obviously can afford some airplane bottles but just totally didn’t feel like asking for them. I get it. Put it on the man’s tab and move on you losers.
Yes, that is the Blue House in the background. No, I don’t still live there.