Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Yachtiness

Posts tagged “phish

Demi Moore Phishes Out

Demi Moore loves whip its. Earlier this week, she was hospitalized for becoming “semi-conscious and having seizure-like symptoms,” after doing copious amounts of nitrous-oxide.

Yeah, it’s called phishing out. Big deal. You can go to the lot of The Tabernacle after Widespread Panic tonight and see dozens of wookies phish out.

Apparently, she checked herself into rehab for substance abuse afterwards. That is pretty par for the course  for a 50 year old that is still ripping nitrous.

 

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Hipster Shit I Want Vol. I

Yves Saint Laurent Crocodile Skin Chukkas… Ultra-luxury hipster swag. Shwing.

Outside Lands Festival. Phish, Deadmau5, Arcade Fyerrrrr, Black Keys, The Roots, STS9, GT, Big Boi, Muse, MGMT, Toro y Moi, Best Coast, and a bunch of other hipstamatic bands and artists all at Golden Gate Park in San Fran… Aug 12-14… I’ll be there yachting it up and weaving my way into the fibers of the hipster elite.

Original Nate Frizzell piece. I tried to book this guy for an art show in Atlanta but his agent said that his weekends were booked solid in 2010… obvi means he’s all the rage with the skinny-pant-wearing-Pabst-drinking crowd in Brooklyn.

Mishka x Wavves snapback. Mishka NYC, based out of Brooklyn, teamed up with noise pop band, Wavves, out of San Diego to create this incredible headwear. Adorned with a marijuana leaf in one of my favorite colors, this hat is a must have for me. They only made a handful of these for online and retail purchase, the rest were reserved for the merch booth at Wavves shows… how fuckin hipster is that?

This hat is going for like $200 on e-Bay so I tried to get a beautiful female companion to go to the Mishka store and try and flirt her way into getting me one, but then she realized she was in Brooklyn and ran for the first train to Manhattan. Models… can’t live with them, can’t live without them.


Beaaannnnnsssss

What a spunion. Honestly, How do you recover from this?

“Sup baby girl? I heard you like em big, and spun.”

Apparently, there is a huge obesity and ecstasy problem in the WWE.

“I swear, if they play AC/DC Bag I’m going to freak out, eat 4 triple stacks, and strip down to my underwear while covering myself in red paint. Might even shit myself later on. The guy next to me already has.”